Do you have a job interview on the horizon? Did you hurt yourself at work, and are now looking forward to a Worker’s Comp drug screening? Maybe you’re looking for some way to sneak one past your anal-retentive PO? Well, there’s nothing but good news in store for you if you come see the Detox Specialists at Purple Haze. With our trusted masking agents, we’ve got all your bases covered.
Designed by Purified Labs, our Omni Extra Strength and Instant Acting Masking Agents are sure to get you past your test. Available in Fruit Punch, Orange, and (our personal fave) Grape, Omni Detox Drinks are a masking agent that utilizes Creatine, a muscular energy-booster, and sugar to start a chemical reaction in your body that halts the normal excretion of lipid fat cells into your urine.
Wait, WTF does that mean?
Well, when you take a toxin into your body(ANY Toxin: Omni will even cover up Nicotine and Alcohol in your body), identifiable molecules of that toxin bond with your lipid fat cells, which eventually make their way through your body and into your urine. These fat cells are how a standard urinalysis picks up traces of that toxin in your pee! So it stands to reason that if we halt the excretion of those cells, your urine will come out cleaner, with no measurable trace elements to get you into trouble. The combination of Creatine and Sugar in our Omni Cleansers kick-start the reaction that keeps these cells out of your urine.
So how do I use it?
So how do I use it?
Omni products have a kick-in time of about 1 hour, and an effective masking window of about 5 hours. This means that you need to drink the full bottle at least one hour prior to your urinalysis. After you down the drink, fill it back up twice (2x) with water, and drink that. And then comes the most important step: before you go to do your test, you need to urinate at least twice (2x). The reason for this is that the chemical reaction we discussed earlier occurs in your stomach, so any urine being carried in your bladder before the drink kicks in (1 hour after drinking) is still full of toxins. So remember: Drink the bottle of Omni, filli it 2x with water, and pee 2x before your test. After 1 hour, you’re peeing your own pee, free and clear of any toxins, for up to five hours.
What else ya got?
Purple haze carries several varieties of Omni products, so no matter your situation, you can be sure we’ve got your covered. For those that can’t drink 16oz of regular Omni, we carry a convenient 1-pill version and a 1-oz liquid version, both of which do the same exact thing as the regular-sized bottle. And for anyone who comes in over the weight limit for the 16oz Omni (200+lbs) we carry a double-sized 32oz version. So next time you’re sweating bullets at the prospect of failing a Urinalysis, remember: Purple Haze will get you by.
Check out our online shop for more information, or visit the detox experts at any of Purple Haze’s 3 convenient locations today!
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